Magical ToFurkey Beast

I'm not really sure where you raise or farm the mythical beast, the tofurkey but I would like to see one alive maybe they are like unicorns, who knows. I'm not sure how to milk a soy cow or Scow either. Do they have ninja qualities? Is there a Chuck Norris fact somewhere here? 

Remember to keep it weird out there :) Happy Turkey/ToFurkey day to everyone out there! Be safe, be positive and be full. Most importantly be YOU !




I'm thankful to awake every day-to travel the world performing/studying/teaching music. Most importantly my family, I'm extremely thankful for my upbringing